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1. My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker! 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread you legs a little bit more. 6. Mind if I join you in a threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are sweaty I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke! 10. Hold up! .... I need to wash my balls first! Happy Birthday!