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The Kitchen Rules Wall Plaque £8.99 (postage info) UK P&P included above Europe : £4.50 World Zone 1 & 2 : £6.95

A fun little plaque to hang in your KITCHEN with THE RULES on!

Kitchen Rules
Rules of my kitchen ....
1. Please KEEP OUT! Except on express permission of the cook.
2. Cook shall designate pot scourers, pan polishers, peelers, scrapers, and Cook has SUPREME AUTHORITY at all times!
3. NO REMARKS at all will be tolerated concerning the blackening of toast, the weakness of soup or the strenght of the garlic stew!
4. What goes in stews and soups is nobody's business JUST EAT IT!
5. If you MUST stick your finger in somehting, stick it in the garbage disposal.
6. DON'T criticise the coffee, you may be old and weak yourself someday!
7. Anyone bringing guests for dinner WITHOUT prior notice will be awarded 3 thwacks on the skull with a sharp object!
8. PLEASE WAIT - Rome wasn't burnt in a day and it takes a while to burn the roast!
9. IF YOU MUST pinch something in this kitchen.... PINCH THE COOK!!
10. This is my kitchen. If you don't beleive it, START SOMETHING and see how far you get!
Plaque approximately 31.5cm x 21cm. Supplied in a box with a clear lid.