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A VERY FUNNY STORY! Two women have a boozy night out on the town and as they make their way home, they feel an urgent call of nature. One woman says drunkenly to her mate, 'The cemetary is just up the road ... we can nip in there, have a wee behind the old gravestones and nobody will see us!" So they stagger in, find a couple of suitable old headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves. "I haven't got anything to have a wipe with" complains one woman. "I'm gonna use my knickers and check 'em" says the other. "Not bloody likely!" Says the first, "I'm wearing designer knickers at forty quid a pair there's no way I'm chucking them!" In desperation, she huts around and manages to find a nice fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that! Satisfied, the two women stumble off and continue home. The following morning, one woman's Boyfriend telephones the other woman's Boyfriend, "I think we'll have to keep an eye on our Girlfriends mate, mine came home last night without any knickers!" "You could be right!" said the other Boyfirend .....

Inside Wording

...'When mine turned over in bed this morning, I found a card wedged between the cheeks of her bum that read.... ....'We'll never forget you ... All the lads at the firestation!' HAPPY BIRTHDAY