Don't Scratch

Don't Scratch

A funny slightly rude card with a monkey joke to make all laugh! Supplied with a green envelope. Printed in England on paper manufactured from trees grown in sustainable forests.

Gender

Female

Dimensions

127x179

Cover wording

I've told you a hundred times - don't scratch your arse with both hands!

Inside Wording

Happy Birthday

* Dimensions shown represent the packaged size of the product as it will be delivered. The actual product may be slightly smaller.