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Humourous

Gender

Male

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120x171

Cover wording

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She sat down right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the USA." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going for a meeting of nymphos! Struggling to maintin his composure, he calmly asked "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer" she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well" she explained, "One poplar myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian wh is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of greek decent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name".....

Inside Wording

"Tonto" the man said.... "Tonto Papadopoulous, but my friends call me Paddy."