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For My DAD The top 15 things every Dad in the world has said at least once.... 1. Don't ask me, ask your Mother! 2. You didn't beat me, I let you win! 3. Call that a haircut? 4. Of course we're not lost, I'm just not sure where we are! 5. I'll tell you why, because i said so that's why! 6. you're going out dressed like THAT? 7. Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about! 8. Careful! You'll have somebody's eye out with that! 9. What do you think I am, a bank? 10. Now in my day.... 11. I'm not going to sleep, I'm just resting my eyes. 12. Oh for god's sake, where the hell are my ?^&*^£@ car keys? .... Oh thanks love. 13. Oi, that's my chair, now shift yer butt! 14. What part of NO are you not understanding? 15. Call that Music? Rubbish more like!!

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With lots of love at Christmas