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Vodka

A slightly rude joke card for those with a wicked sense of humour! Supplied with a blue envelope and printed in the UK on paper manufactured from trees grown in sustainable forests.

Style

Rude

Gender

Female

Dimensions

120x171

Cover wording

10 ways VODKA is better than willies ....

Inside Wording

Vodka is always stiff and won't go floppy. Your vodka won't look any smaller in the cold. Vodka last as long as you want it to. Vodka doesn't prod you in the back in the mornings demanding attention. Vodka wouldn't rather have Kylie getting her lips a

* Dimensions shown represent the packaged size of the product as it will be delivered. The actual product may be slightly smaller.

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